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# 'Muppet vaginas and anuses
are made of a durable, hard-wearing latex and give a tight fit for just about anyone. Most popular sexual lubricants are ideal for use with our muppets' holes.'
From a muppet fetich site.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# is there anything internet weirdos won't fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# well, that answers that, then.
fuck it, time to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# *spluffs*
OH GREAT NOW WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Whoa.
That's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ...About Miss Piggy....uh......nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I'd love to think you made this up
But unfortunately it strikes me as all too likely
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# quote marks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)