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# SESAME STREET 4PM DRAW-OFF, ONLY 2 MINUTES LATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I ran out of time

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# We have been busy!








8999...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# The Count is one suave mo'fo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Ran out of time?
You're a crazy workaholic, man. Awesome.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# finished now
didn't colour Grouch before 4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# one! ah-ah-ah!
two! ah-ah-ah!
three! three lovely pictures! ah-ah-ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# and one that looks like a cross between a diseased sock puppet and a melting gremlin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Do not question the cookie.
Cool stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Too good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# haha, unmistakable arts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# these are incredible
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Jeez, but that is sinister..
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# In a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your bin?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# the ring
in animation
(Zoidaroid, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# haha
the perfect balance of cute and whatthefuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# wahey! he is definitely packing heat in there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Nice:D
(herman:D, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Oh fuck, I only just realised!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha ! Has Bert used all the hot water again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
all the hot water his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# 'sup ernz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# FUCK! shoulda dun artz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# My post count is now 9000, so have a Count post.
so have a Count post.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
They won't forget today's counting lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# That one still works in Papua New Guinea:
xkcd.com/764/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# He does need blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ties in nicely with his hobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha, what a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:51, archived)
# I don't really know sesame street, never watched it
so here's a reposted kermit as it's all Jim Henson anyway.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Kermit does appear from time to time.
The amphibious cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# The Amphibious Cunt
sounds like a great superhero/villain
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Starring Rob Manuel...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hiho!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Kermit's totally Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# it's not easy having a green cock, take it from me
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Hangin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# lovely
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
Man, I'm hungry, lets eat some cookies...
/later
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Yours is in a cookie frenzy!
He'll scare the children. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Heh heh. Duuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# the munchi3s
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Cookie Monster's self-perpetuating doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# unfinished sesame
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# You get the feeling
that Ernie's ears just provide Bert with a bit more purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# In Acidvision.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Ace! Is this through the bathroom window?
Wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# er..yeah, that's it!
nothing to do with shaky, untalented mouse hand at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# this has given me a curious and slightly disturbing thought
if you were to fuck a muppet, would the felt dry out your cock so much as to leave it blistered, raw and unusable for about a week, or am i reading too much into it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Back in five...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hark at captain speedy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Seeing as they usually have a hand up their arse, you'd
be lucky if you touched the sides...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# good point. well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# "Muppet vaginas and anuses
are made of a durable, hard-wearing latex and give a tight fit for just about anyone. Most popular sexual lubricants are ideal for use with our muppets' holes."
From a muppet fetich site.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# is there anything internet weirdos won't fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# well, that answers that, then.
fuck it, time to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# *spluffs*
OH GREAT NOW WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Whoa.
That's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ...About Miss Piggy....uh......nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I'd love to think you made this up
But unfortunately it strikes me as all too likely
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# quote marks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Yiiiiipyipyipyipyipyip........cow.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbring!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha!
i'd totally forgot about those little fellas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha, nice!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVrQ-NYIz54
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# fp this nao
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Ha Ha Big Sick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Did sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
Big bird vom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# BIG SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ^ My personal fave
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# all this proves is that I can't draw for shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# The Draw Off isn't about how well you draw, ham, it's all about the taking part.
Keep the dust off your pencils for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# roger that, captain
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Collage, sculpture and mosaics are also allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I KILLED THEM ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Wait, this IS the confessions thread, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# they had it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
#
KILLED

secretly masturbated over photos of
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# PUT YOUR HAND UP ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I'm warning you right now,
I have goalkeepers hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Red skies at night.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# FUCK A PIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Frog Fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# big limp banana cock rape
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Also:
www.joshstaiger.org/archives/2003/08/the_parable_of.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)