b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10764572 (Thread)

# What's not to like?
They try and convince a bunch of dim witted doofuses to invest in a 'three point' scheme, hear the cops coming and jump through a glass window. Fun for the whole family
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I've no doubt all that will happen
just that "funny" and "amusing" aren't terms I'd use to describe the average SA plot arc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# How would you know?
You don't read SA.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I read b3ta, which is where you post it
or do you save the funny ones for some other website?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# So you're well aware that it's an on-going strip?
Ah! I get it. You constantly saying "I don't get it" to a narrative segment taken out of context is your stab at humour!
I thought you were just being a massive prick.
My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# miaoww!
JJ's got the hump, it's because talk are here, they're like Loki's magical staff making everyone angry!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# is there anything a penis can't solve?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# The case of how to open a door.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# global warming
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Knots.
Edit: That's B3TA compo idea if ever I heard one :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Job interviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Worked pretty well for Dirk Diggler.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Surely you mean "stand......"
....nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# D'ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Hasnt anyone shopped penises on to robot and weetabix man yet?
They could be wanking at whatever is on the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Great thread. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# we need the hulk
for a bit of cartoony floor-slamming
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# My point, which I have been making for some time now
is that posting segments taken out of context, which require context to be funny, isn't funny

If that makes me a massive prick then so be it, but at least I don't expect everyone else on this message board to be an avid reader of my material in order to get the joke. In fact the sort of person who would do that wouldn't only be a massive prick, but a massively self-indulgent, look-at-me-aren't-I-clever, fat prick.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# That would be every revived bandwagon since the start
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Office lol.
/raises handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)