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#

And a Dead Lobster
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Massive RIS
also, looks nothing like a lobster
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# i smell blackmail
tasty, tasty, interspecies blackmail
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# nice lobster
I've read that several times, I still don't follow. Is Hilary the one at the job centre. Does Kat know her? Kat's a bitch for laughing at someone being made redundant. Or is there more to it than that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# It looks nothing like a lobster - dead, or otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=lobster+johnson&hl=en&site=webhp&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=YIKqT_TsD8bG0QWb2M3xAw&ved=0CHkQsAQ&biw=1282&bih=774
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Is that a URL, or are you happy to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Looks a bit like Ghost from Modern Warfare 2, if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# :(
Sad memories
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# For me, the CoD games stopped being enjoyable after the 4th one.
It's just ridiculous now. The single-player's really good though, especially MW3's.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Keep up man!
Yiffery and Kat were rivals at school. Hilarity ensues with their every meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# rival schools united by fate?
why are they reliving childish school memories, are they not adults/capable of reasoning?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# how many adults do you know
that, despite actually being capable of reasoning, still act like petulant children?
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# I don't know any that maintained a row from school
but yes, I'm incredibly childish in as much as I do handstands and eat a lot of cake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# i know 2 girls who haven't spoken to each other for 33 years
all because one poured pva glue on the head of the other's sindy doll
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# Well, one's an anthropomorphosised cat that lives with a penguinman/ hyrax and a bloke with Weetobix eyebrows, not to mention some squirrels with tits and
the other is an anthropomorphosised rabbit businesswoman. I am not qualified to judge the potential maturity/immaturity of the protagonists in this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# ahaha
this is science
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Any madcap zany antics?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Wackiness aplenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# He told Kat
He told kat.
Now we can't have a funny plot involving Pip and Hiraly going on some amusing get rich quick scam which ends in some weird clusterfuck.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
#
funny amusing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# What's not to like?
They try and convince a bunch of dim witted doofuses to invest in a "three point" scheme, hear the cops coming and jump through a glass window. Fun for the whole family
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I've no doubt all that will happen
just that "funny" and "amusing" aren't terms I'd use to describe the average SA plot arc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# How would you know?
You don't read SA.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I read b3ta, which is where you post it
or do you save the funny ones for some other website?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# So you're well aware that it's an on-going strip?
Ah! I get it. You constantly saying "I don't get it" to a narrative segment taken out of context is your stab at humour!
I thought you were just being a massive prick.
My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# miaoww!
JJ's got the hump, it's because talk are here, they're like Loki's magical staff making everyone angry!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# is there anything a penis can't solve?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# The case of how to open a door.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# global warming
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# Knots.
Edit: That's B3TA compo idea if ever I heard one :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Job interviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Worked pretty well for Dirk Diggler.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Surely you mean "stand......"
....nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# D'ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Hasnt anyone shopped penises on to robot and weetabix man yet?
They could be wanking at whatever is on the laptop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Great thread. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# we need the hulk
for a bit of cartoony floor-slamming
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# My point, which I have been making for some time now
is that posting segments taken out of context, which require context to be funny, isn't funny

If that makes me a massive prick then so be it, but at least I don't expect everyone else on this message board to be an avid reader of my material in order to get the joke. In fact the sort of person who would do that wouldn't only be a massive prick, but a massively self-indulgent, look-at-me-aren't-I-clever, fat prick.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# That would be every revived bandwagon since the start
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Office lol.
/raises handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Can I skip most of that
and just order the clusterfuck, please?
Thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# ^i'll have what she's havingg
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# Cheers, Smash
Let's make it a double :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# shhh!
we'll cause a riot in here! :D
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# *dons kevlar vest and faceshield*
I'm game if you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# damn
just as things get interesting, it's time to go home.
'bye!
;)
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# The robot told the cat what?
Was it a funny joke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# It was
It was Nick Clegg
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# aww he won't let
robot have a go on the computer :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# He IS a computer, isnt he?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hello. I want draw JollyJack's characer to the next. :3
So I want to some request.

and today's drawing. My original characters Maria and Mine.(zombies)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# draw a frog in a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# frog?
It mean is JollyDodger? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# fucking hell, just draw a fucking frog in a bra and call it jolly fucking jack.
fool.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I'm sorry. I want to draw that can post location also other than b3ta.
not accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# But I do not have that can not draw. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Funny XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Pat Morita.
Learning to drive
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Hmm I dunno. :(
image please.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# He was not draw Hitler XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Draw a horse walking into a bar.
The barman is saying: "Why the long face?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# He might like that pic. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Draw Maria with her head stuck in a Tenga wanking device
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# You need read sentence. :S I want to draw JollyJack's character.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# but we don't want you to
as it always ends in tears
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I have positive thinking. always.
and Your comment has not related to this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Do I even want to Google that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Fox, those Tenga egg things make me wish I was male
Mmm...super soft stretchy silicone sexiness...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# *Googles* Ohhhh, it's like a fleshlight, only... the same... sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I... I was know Tenga egg!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I may have accidentally bought one the last time i went to Tokyo ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Today's drawing?
www.b3ta.com/board/10764240
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Yes. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Do a blue watercolour piece of a rabbit nun holding another rabbit nun's hea-
Oh... you've done that...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# :D Exactry.
and your art always cool!!
I want to draw your character again.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# .........Kim Jong? Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# D:
Kim Jong?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I don't want to draw it -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I wasn't really asking you to.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Confusing! :(
はいはい、関係ない人向こう行っててねー。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# draw fog
as seen by someone with very poor eyesight wearing misty glasses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# not bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# :D
I am horrified that other b3tans don't follow the strip.

i always spend a while catching up every few weeks.

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:36, archived)