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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# GET HIM HITLER!
the 8th frame is the funniest.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# you're not wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# That's why I'm known as
Captain Subjective

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# subjectiveness is in the eye of the subjective beholder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Those aren't even eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# thing is, I find this funny
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# It is in a very "Look around you" way :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# That one worked superbly
It's liked you knew we were all taking all the fur out and planned it that way.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Are you broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I broke years ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Ah, good to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# YES!


More dictator based wholesome nutrition.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Meat....but only one veg.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Ha!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
MIGHTY FLOUNCE!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# you searched hard for that image, didn't you.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I'm guessing it was for a valentines card to moggy though
nuns with rabbit ears...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe the board really is full of love :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# see
b3ta.com/board/10765085
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Haha,
What a rare find.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Yaaaay!!!
I want to it!! ^▽^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# A word is missing here, but I dread to think what ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Aaahahahaha
A bargain at £9.80, though they'd probably charge an extra tenner to post it to Norway, the thieving cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Still only here to post your own stuff and stuff that defends your own stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# One Hundred and Eiiigghhhttttttyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I'm really confused as to who is who
Moggy was saying emvees stuff wasn't funny, so is that Moggy with Hitlers head and a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Don't be absurd.
It's quite clearly a chicken.
They don't have chickens in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Then I fear the contents of Japanese KFC even more than the local ones.
Oh wait, that's not chicken here either is it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# they have them in china, but they are mutated and walk like penguins
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7712012.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Pengiun-hen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# It's clearly the head mistress of a school for wayward chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I don't think chickens have penises or testicles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Mitosis all the way for poultry then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# in china, archeologist find creature with any feature you like
8 legged dragon sheep! 2 times many leg as gwailo sheep so more efficient and better lays more egg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# You know, that's a seriously weird thought
Dinosaurs had cocks. There were Tyrannosaurs walking around with a cock swinging around between their legs, and other Tyrannosaurs walking around with cloaca.

What do you call people who get aroused by dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hmmm
That's certainly quite direct, but it's maybe not quite so descriptive as "furry".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# "An untapped market"
*draws reptile porn*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I think if you googled "reptile porn" you might find the market already tapped
although I'm glad to say I haven't tested this one out. But there's always space for newcomers.

Shit, it just occurred to me, wasn't there a certain poster on these boards whose name would be distressingly familiar to you, who posted a pterodactyl "pleasuring" a teddy bear or something? Trust the Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 2 legged pig, less floor space, much better
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7712014.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Pig-two-legs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I think I'm ChickenHitler
Quite frankly I'm astonished that anyone takes any of the shit that I post seriously, least of all JollyJack, but at least he drew something funny in response.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# you and moggy can take it in turns being chicken hitler
share the love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I want atomic to draw this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# 2 chicken hitlers sharing love?
it's a Cockweasle job if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Get him to do it for the auction
and I'll bid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I've got all your posts printed out in a special folder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I nearly got beer on my laptop just then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# HITLERCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I just showed this to my girlfriend and she said: "Well, he doesn't seem very jolly."
But pointing out that the average b3ta reader hasn't read years of SA backstory and probably doesn't know who Hiraly is makes me Hitler? By the rules of the internet, can't I just call Godwin now and win?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Pointing out that the average b3ta reader hasn't read years of SA backstory and probably doesn't know who Hiraly is does not make you Hitler.
Continually posting the same "I don't get it" BS, and/or the general slating of whatever I post, makes you an irritation.
An itch.
This is me scratching.
And if feels jolly good :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# either get a room
or put each other on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# It's like going to your friend's house to play and hearing their parents bickering in the background.
Amusing at first but then doors start slamming and it starts to get awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I make a point of not ignoring anyone.
Too much like defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Nah, I don't mind, fill your boots
Over on QOTW my pet troll Rory Lyon's posting pictures of me from past b3ta bashes in an attempt to embarrass me, if you need photoshopping material. I imagine I look quite silly in most of them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# *heads to QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Brilliant self parody embedded into b3ta parody.
I had to show it to the GF, funny stuff!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:11, archived)