Hooray for the secret link
You dirty yiffer, you!
I wish i could draw :-(
I wouldnt need porn then. Just a pencil and paper. I could jam the pencil down my cockshaft, and mop up the mess with the paper, y'see.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20,
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I wish i could draw :-(
I wouldnt need porn then. Just a pencil and paper. I could jam the pencil down my cockshaft, and mop up the mess with the paper, y'see.
I always look for secret links in JJ posts. Its like the same thrill you get from finding some dodgy porn in the bushes when you were at school
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41,
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Imagine finding yiffy porn in the bushes.
I almost feel obliged to leave some in a nearby hedge on principle alone.
But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44,
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But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
No, he has to clear out the hedge in his room
indoor topiary, just say no.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47,
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He's found some yiffy porn under the cock-shaped hedge in his room?
I need a lie down.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50,
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I didn't know about them before
I'll be looking now...although the pic was a bit of a shocker
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46,
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You're doing it wrong
You're meant to find porn round the back of the bike shed
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48,
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I found a whole bag of the stuff at school.
But while trying to work out a way of discreetly removing the haul from the shrubs (right beside the teacher's car park) without anyone noticing, another student go their first, shrieking: "Look! It's a bag of fucking porn!!"
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52,
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I wish porn stashes were left behind bushes at my school
Would have been an positive, amusing memory to look back on
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55,
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^what he said.
All I ever really found was page 3 of the Sun and a jaw-bone. Probably belonged to a fox.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58,
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The closest I got to a porn stash in my school years was when I found a box of page 3 photos in the woods
I have no idea why
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Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00,
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Was this fox jawbone the item that bestowed you with a lifelong yiff chromasome?
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Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14,
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Maybe it was.
I only just about stopped eating the furniture at 16.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23,
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I found an A5 imported hardcore mag in the fields behind my school.
It had a racing driver showing two of his helmets, and some pretty ladies putting one of them into their various orifices. For about a week, I was a fucking GOD, and everyone wanted a piece of the scripture.
I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
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Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08,
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I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.