
I had a dead guinea pig to contend with.
I am all of the sads.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31,
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I am all of the sads.

Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38,
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Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02,
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In that case, casserole. 5 hours in the oven will tenderise anything.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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I'd keep rats (sweet animals, really) but they only live long enough to break your heart.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50,
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