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# Ahm...
Just sneakin in for a bit.

How is everyone?

Ja miss me?
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:27, archived)
# yes
but my aim's improving ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# STOP
or i'll call the terrible joke squad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:32, archived)
# where do you think I got it from?
It's a premium rate number too so ask whoever pays the phone bill
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:33, archived)
# 0891 50 50 50
Ahh, them were the days - they don't make jingles like that any more
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:34, archived)
# or do they......
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)
# sorry for waking up all the sleepyheads
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I was already awake
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Pantscam was
well, pants...it wouldn't load.

That Alison looks like she has too much time on her hands
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# it loads for me
but it's quite dark - ooh i see daylight!!
something's there.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:42, archived)
# Da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*in scary music genre*
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)
# I know the precise sound effect
Nick Abbot used to use it a lot on Virgin Radio
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Stop copying me!!
It's creepy.

*MuuuHaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!*
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:46, archived)
# You remember Nick
back in '94? Or his more recent stints?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Yeah, vaguely...
Although I listened to Kiss FM more back then
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:56, archived)
# name the jock
shicks minitshhh to shicks kishhhh one hunjed
(tasty, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# Dunno
Dave Pearce?
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# woo yay
roll another fat one
(tasty, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# I used to love the jingles that people would make, those two scots guys started it
and the pink flyd one later on was excellent and he'd have to keep talking over it later when the number changed - "0645 101 101 (wrong number that's not the right number anymore)"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Oooooh!
That almost looks rude
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Why?
Why do you keep adding pictures? LOL WFT???!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# for the benefit of missus miggins because she can't see down Alison's pants.
(only on the internet can i get away with sentences like that) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# I have my own
pants to look down!
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# HAHA
Oh right.

The Internet is a wonderful place though!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
CLASSIC
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# its a lie i tells ya
i've called that number plantyh of times, and i still have no friends
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# 081 811 81 81
which they later changed to
0181 811 81 81.

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# which started life as
01 811 8055

/coat
/life
(tasty, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Not
as catchy though, sadly..

it was a source of many minutes to drunken singing for me

*ahh, i remember it vaguely*
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Hey kinda like
867-530niiiiieeeyiiiiinnee (Jenny)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Damn you
now I'm singing it!:'(

'tis a wonderful song though
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Absolutely
I watched a lot of TV in University Halls of Residence when that ad was still on the telly - it never failed to make the audience sing
(Missus Miggins (& her creamy pies), Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Muahahahah!
My eeevill plan is werking!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:51, archived)
# there was one on mtv europe (in german)
null null einz - acht null neun - funf sechs drei - viermal die null (001 809 563 0000)
it wasn't the slightest bit catchy, but 10 years on i still remember it

/coat
/life
/young virgin
/goat
(tasty, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# OMG
I don't know what's more sad.

That you can remember it...or
I know what you're going on about:'(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Either way
I laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# German TV was awesome
But the only thing I miss watching is Roller Jam.

It's an American show but it was dubbed over in German...It was so cool...and I didn't understand any of the rules besides FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# one day
the college payphone was giving out free calls, so i dialled it :o) not a lot happened
(tasty, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Blue Screen of Death?
or just an error message?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# YAY!
hows you? been missing you like hell
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:29, archived)
# You miss hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:35, archived)
# yeah,
i love the place
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Cool
Makes me look forward to my trip there.
I have a one way ticket you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)
# oh, i've got a collection of them
they keep kicking me out for being a sick bastard tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i'll have a talk with them
next time i'm down. I keep saying, "you can't keep getting rid of that berk fellow. he really is evil at heart" but they'll have no part of it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Ah,
very very tired.

I am sick of being treated like a prison escapee also.

I missed you! *hug*

You get a new lover?
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:39, archived)
# why are you being treated like an escapee?
and why arn't you only so much now? been lonely without you *hugs*

no new lovers. not girls anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Long story short:
Mental breakdown= suicide attempt= Closely watched= NO internet= being alone in my room with my poem book and an un-ringing phone.

And this wasn't my normal attempt... This was huge.

But my 'rents caught me and "saved" me.

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# ooh, shitfuck
glad they saved you, i'd been getting worried when i hadn't seen you online. i don't know what i'd have done if you'd managed, probably have joined you, nothing else to live for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Me?
Something to live for?

Oh, my, you are widely mistaken.

Anyways, IF I would have succeeded, how would you know?

*strokes chin*
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# yes you
yes something to live for.

i have my ways of finding these things out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Haha, I see
I think I am going to put a guestbook in my profile, so if I am off and you wanna leave me messages, do so there.

Plus, you shouldn't list me as something to live for, Honestly.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)
# yeah, either that or i'll stress at you in m3ss3ng3r
you are something to live for, and everyone cares about you, i mean, if they didn't would your parents have saved you? would i be crying thinking at i could have lost you? no, of course not, you're the most important thing in a lot of peoples lives right now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Honestly...
I am nothing to cry for. If my life was lost, there are many others out there just like me, with traits better then me.

There is always someone prettier
There is always someone smarter
There is alwaya someone better

Besides, When was I needed?
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# i need you
at times you were the one glimmer of hope that was making my life worth living, just to try to help you as much as i could to keep you from ruining what'll turn out to be a great life
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)
# *hug*
I miss you so much.

You and your compliments, you and your kind words, you and your peircings.

But I mostly just miss YOU
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# awww, thanks
i'm really missing you too, i wish we could talk more like before *hugs* and *kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# well I must be off...
Love ya
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)
# :'-(
glad to know your ok, keep taking any drugs you need, hope to talk to you soon and buy "the confidence to be yourself. by Dr brian roet.

if you can, its helped me no end
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)
# As Berk just said down a little
Be nice, Behave lots, Get better quickly and we can talk more about it when you're not having to constantly look over your shoulder and stuff.

But everbodys worth something...And everybody is needed by somebody else:-*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# Pardon me for prying but uh...
...how's keeping you from the net going to make you any safer?

And we do miss ya :)
Specially ya knees :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)
# I have no idea...
But my keepers believe that it will make me safer.

And my knees say hello ^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# behave lots
be very nice and fluffy, use this as a bargaining tool to get you back at the internet or anything else you need
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# I'd have told him
I'm Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:53, archived)
# i missed you
like a sack of kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:30, archived)
# A sack of kittens
is a metric shitload.
/nod

sings:
We miss you kittie,
We do!
When you're not with us,
We're blue!

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:52, archived)
# But then we put the fire on
and get warm again:-/

Sorry...

It's Late
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:54, archived)
# YAY!
*hug*

I get a song!
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# ello miss
Hows thee bin keeping lass...ho's the fettle?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I am so tired...
of not being able to see you guys on a regular basis.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)
# As a kid, my life was destroyed by piles...
...and piles of homework

But that's not the same
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)