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# Yeah, orange juice is a staple of a yuppie's working lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Lunch, eh?
eh?I always thought it was breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Yeah, breakfast on the balcony is the best way to start an April morning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# April, eh?
eh?Oh never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Maybe it's brunch?
I dunno. Being Mancunian, I've never seen a yuppie up close. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# CSI enhance...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Wow.... o_____o
Orange you quite the detective? ;D

*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I've just extrapolated the reflection in the wine glass and chrome chair legs, and applied a 3D rotational matrix to the resultant luminosity curve
and I can now tell you that the photographer is a fat guy with a Groucho moustache and glasses, wearing pink lederhosen and smoking a two foot long Havana.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Arf! You mean this chap?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# The original image wasn't too clear, but this Photoshop CS7 'upscale and repair' algorithm is awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Also, less of the bash images please :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I think you look great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Extrapolated reflection my arse
You only know that because you took the photo yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Is that a alternate shot?
Where is the red car?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# I was in the Trafford Centre yesterday, sheparding some guys from Saudi Arabia.
The looks on their faces as two of the most flamboyently homosexual men sauntered past with their bouffanted hair, and muscle shirts 7 sizes too big was amazing.

Utter confusion mixed in with a little bit of longing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Haven't been in there for AGES; I usually just go to the town centre.
I see some quite peculiar characters there too; couple of emos in Affleck's boasting about how camp they were, limp wrists and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I did wonder if the two were actually together, or if they were twins.
They were perfectly matched. They even had Jedward hair, if you imagine a ball instead of a spike.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I used to frequently see a young goth couple in town
who looked so alike, not just in dress sense but facial features, I'd swear they were brother and sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# It was said my ex and I looked alike.
If it was about 2 years ago round Manchester, it might have been me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# No, about two years ago round Colchester
Close in spelling but not in geography. Also I never had you down as a goth.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Ahh, close enough (well, not really).
Yeah, I was quite a moody bastard who wore dark clothes all the time during college. But if anything, I was more an emo than a goth.

I've no idea what I am now. Just me, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I still have you down as a yifftastic tit-mongler
©Taters www.b3ta.com/board/10737316
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Pfffffft
THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# That's going on my CV, I know that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Mancunian, never mind.
(;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I'll get over it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I did another breakfast the other week...

Ah, jolly hols... All over now... No more 'Village Sausage' for another year...

P.S. Has anyone still got a copy of the last one of these I posted yonks ago where someone inserted smug into the photo? Gutted I didn't save it at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)