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# RIP THE FOOTBALLS
Now we can all watch THE TENNISS and get even more bored

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Oh, all of the players running up, the pitch, and running down it, again. Such athleticism!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# My 6 year of daughter had it about right last night
"England are just walking around but the Italians are just getting on with it".
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# 6 yr old girls have the best opinions on most things
I was on the bus a few weeks ago when England were playing one of their first games, and behind me there was a bloke with a girl of about that age. He was clearly a bit miffed at having to take his daughter somewhere when there was a match on, and was hoping to get back quickly before he missed too much. His daughter asked him why he liked football so much, and after trying to explain in rather vague and meaningless terms about it being England and cheering on your team there was a slight pause, after which the girl said "But... it doesn't really matter, does it daddy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# I hope he gave her a stern lecture about there being no real way of measuring the value or meaning of anything, or proving that any one cause is more worthy than any other
and concluded it with something profound about dust in the wind, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# He might have done
They got off the bus before me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# and watch England not win again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Another landfill full of England tat,
as weeping fatties rip the plastic flags from their Vauxhall Novas and bin their inflatable St George's flag chairs with integral pie-holder.

And then buy the whole fucking lot again in two years' time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# the tenniss? Don't you mean "MIDDLE CLASS LAWNBATS"
?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)