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# and Chip Butties
some places don't know what chip butties are

WHAT THE SCREAMING VEGETABLE PLANTATION FUCK!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I bet if I'd have asked him for a pudding in a barm he'd have just punched me the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Barm? BARM?
God I hate that word. Took me three months to work out what the fuck a barm cake was.

And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.

And breathe ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# If you keep a Warbourtons loaf for over a day you're commiting bready heresy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Seriously. There are supermarkets here who can't keep warbourtons in stock past 2 in the afternoon.
And the fucking bakery is only down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# it is impossible for someone to say "BARM" without someone in the vicinity saying "EY UP CHUCK"
I believe they go together in some manner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
CHUCK COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# EVEN MORE ETHNIC!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# The North!
Call a man "Cock" and don't get punched in the face for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# maybe at Lancaster lattitudes
but north of yorkshire it'd result in a bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# listen
until you've gone into a chippy and asked for a sausage supper and tried to hand over a bunch of pound notes, you've got no fucking cause to complain
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# HAh!
I've been to take aways in the south

I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!!!!!one!!!eleven
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Pound notes? Where are you living?
The only place I know with pound notes are the Channel Islands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Fucking Hell
They went in 1984, 28 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Not in the Channel Islands, I was there a couple of months back.
Pound notes. It was cute how they were trying to be different with their monopoly money.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# also not in scotland
last i knew they were still legal tender, just very rare.

well, i say legal tender. if you believe the nerds on wikipedia they aren't actually legal tender at all, but they're de facto legal tender. yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)
# the disclaimer is that this happened ten years ago
but ten years back pound notes - bank of scotland, i think; i think both clydesdale and rbos had stopped them - were *always* given in change by the butchers in st andrews. i think they had a massive stock of them or something. it wasn't very easy to buy anything with them in england.

for all i know the butchers has shut down and pound notes have finally died.



edit: i just went and checked. the nerds on wikipedia reassure me that pound notes are still issued in scotland, but it's rbos that issue them, not bos. that told me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)
# You still get pound notes in Scotland
The seem to cycle between till and wallet, never going near a bank so they're slowly getting less and less recognisable as notes.

(azgiles, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)
# the ones i always got
passed from the butchers and the pub. i imagine the pub then went and spent them at the butchers, because they never gave them out in change. neither did anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)