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# he orders a burger..
but he is a vegetarian???
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Possibly you could do it if you were in a town to promote your new book, a critique of McDonalds commercial rapacity
and when stopping for lunch found that the only place that was open was a McDonalds outlet, and you were forced to eat there. That would be pretty ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# or...
if whilst inside said establishment...
you meet the man of your dreams

...then meet his beautiful wife.
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# and then go for a threesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Or maybe it's like 10,000 Big Macs, when all you want is a Whopper
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# whoah!! mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# double order of
McPiss!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Mindpiss is made for sharing
In other news, I'm watching Star Trek (The Original Series) for the first time in my life. I'm currently on the episode where Sulu goes mental with a sword. This stuff is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# sounds like fun!
I used to watch the original series when I was yo(u)ng
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# And now Spock is crying!
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# that would be-
charlie x?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# No, it's The Naked Time
Also, apologies for my RWF faux-pas below! Only just noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# You're lucky to experience it for the first time as an adult,
but unfortunate not to have been weaned on it.

That stuff is pretty much the closest thing I have to a religion.


edit: do try and watch the original stuff with the hard won hand crafted special effects and not the push button crap they've replaced it with. I learned to push those buttons, I know how easy CG planets are to make, and it makes me mad that they puked all over the original artists and it's the only version you can get on Netflix: Seriously GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:40, archived)