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(Off The Scales, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
# This is much how I feel while watching the Olympics opening ceremony
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
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So its not just me standing here thinking, honestly, what in the name of fuck is this all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Summary :
English countryside with nostalgic bit about when Britain was all quaint and yokelish.
Industrial Revolution, when the ordinary people got screwed over and the wealthy bosses got very rich (much like the Olympics organisers).
More dancing. A few dozen Beatles clones mixed in there for some reason.
Big dance number involving a giant Voldemort and Mary Poppins clones.
Something slightly funny with Rowan Atkinson being a bit Mr. Bean-ish and pulling the same faces he's been pulling since the 80s.
Some more WTF London/England stuff. I have no idea what's going on anymore.

Nice to see Mike Oldfield is still going, though.

They should get David Tennant to light the torch while wearing his Dr. Who costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
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Yeah, I got the bit about the industrial revolution, maybe I was thinking that it would have been a bit more, erm, fun, rather than quite frankly sinister.

I mean, WTF was going on with the evil things and the floaty bed shit??
The celebration of the NHS / Great Ormand St being summed up with floaty beds, vague references to some fucknugget out of Harry Potter and the child snatcher out of Mary Poppins.
Was Danny Boyle on extra fucking massive drugs when he dreamt this shit up?

+1 For Mike Oldfield though, thats agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# It was like watching a smiling turd, unfold itself proudly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Bigger
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
Pic bigger than moon found on website.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# It's off the scales.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# OK so which b3tain made the film of James Bond and the Queen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Nice to see she can still parachute like a pro
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# This must be the biggest load of old bollocks I have ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# But you must admit
It's very well choreographed old bollocks.

Edit : Arf! Their token clip of Scotland in that montage : Trainspotting, the shoplifting scene. Very representative.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# ^ This (the edit bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# You should have come on here
every morning up until a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Yeah, sorry I have not been on much lately...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Well you're here now
and that's the main thing
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I don't get it...
but that's just me.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)