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# I done did make a drag-queen..

..out of fimo and glitter. Hurrah! It even has a little willy. It's all a little lumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Cor, s/he's lumpier than one of Clay's stewardesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# that explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Why?
I mean, I like it.
But I just can't help wondering "wtf - why has this person made a model of a post-op Homer Simpson after a month at a fat-farm?"
It also looks a lot like one of danielgoodm's strange characters - this is not a criticism, just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# My girlfriend commented that she'd like a pet pocket drag queen when
we were at pride and I like to make things. Monstrous things. I think this is a better reason than me building a small army of dolls to fill my flat.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Oh. Of course. Pet pocket drag queens. Well that makes it all perfectly understandable, then.
No. Wait. What?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# It all seemed quite normal.
To me.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Squee! I am 1/2 days from my 10 year b3tabirthday.
It would probably count for more had I posted much in the last five years.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# "woo, yay and hoopla"
or whatever you old timers used to say.
Happy candles you festering twat, as I'm sure the current argot would have it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Your girlfriend has a massive pocket!
Fnar Fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Lady-pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Fred's let himself go a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# He's rocking his
new shoes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# mmm fruit pastilles...
think he'd have to get Barney to drive!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I like this....
But did anyone else CFB just to nose at what is on the shelf?

I noticed a lot of ladyboy porn in the old DVDs there....

In other news, I am currently chewing on a toenail that just fell off after randomly turning black, I think I may have the aids.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I was curious if anyone would, I certain would have. Of course I can just
turn around and manual zoom on my shelf (by moving). I like to show off my ladyboy porn.

I am unhappy about your toenail.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It's pretty chewie.. I thought it would be like a pork scratching.
The manual zoom feature of the head is amazing technology.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I dunno about the ladyboy but good job on that remote control
It looks almost realistic
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# The plastic sofa isn't
very comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:25, archived)
# verrah good!
may I recommend you to this: b3ta Build Stuff creative challenge. Making anything for your b3ta 10th?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Wonderful idea! I hope this gets approved. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:05, archived)