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# This is very true
Out of interest, have you got a link to the original? I know I've seen it fairly recently but I've no idea where. Well, B3ta, but Google is useless and Micto doesn't have it in his dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4457268
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha bookmarked too
oh and this
www.b3ta.com/questions/crybabies/post29332
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# :)
It's actually Zak's copy that's now in the original thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# THAT'S IT!
That's where I saw it recently :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Excellent, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Looking at the op's profile,
he only ever made 3 posts in total.
I would love to know what the other 2 were.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:34, archived)
# And now you shall
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/36363
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Also, given that this is where his images were hosted
it seems fairly likely that this is him:
www.ukdragon.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:42, archived)
# And here's what he looks like!
www.meetup.com/NottinghamProgrammers/members/11949782/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, archived)
# His employment history:
uk.linkedin.com/in/kierensearle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# His old b3ta account:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3457
2 FPs!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:54, archived)
# how on earth did you find that one?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:55, archived)
# It was on google
He reveals his full name in a post. It's definitely the same guy because it's the ukdragon site again that hosted his FPs. Last active in 2008 as well, so dieok was probably his joke account.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha excellent
i'm impressed, i normally give up on these things after two minutes of futile searching
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# I like following trails
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:20, archived)
# I've noticed :)
Actually, was it you first found Jonesy's Facebook page?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
# best joke account eva !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Gosh. Only just spotted all your work down here.
I'm now very frightened.
I am going to gaz rob and ask to have my account deleted asap.
Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:18, archived)
# This is an extremely entertaining, and terrifying, thread
I've just been following trails for myself. They're... very easy to find.

Ah well, who needs anonymity when they're posting pictures with magneta cocks spurting spunk online?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I'd be quite surprised if anyone could find out much about me online.
Google shows nothing for my name and I have never had a facebook.
I can't imagine anyone being interested enough to try either.

edit: Oh no - Google has found me! I appear to be listed on company-director-check.co.uk and 192.com albeit with the wrong birthday in each case. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:27, archived)
# This sounds like a challenge!
(You're not called Duncan are you?)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Not after today, no.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:43, archived)
# damn it, i should have hunted first and asked later
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Anyway, no - not Duncan.
But I'm not going to help you narrow it down beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:00, archived)
# endowed small!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:15, archived)
# quite the little detective, aren't we?
i've been resisting the temptation to email him for the last couple of minutes. i'm not sure i can hold on much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# do it !
I think the fame got to him, his last post had a lot of replies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Sent
Given his field of work I have no doubt that within three days my career will be over because it would be the job of about two minutes to dredge my identity out of the internet and email my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I hope you put in a request for horse is a alien+tony
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:02, archived)
# ^ this
I'm wondering who it could have been - Tony Hart, Tony Soprano, Tony the Tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:04, archived)
# God yeah
That's actually the only thing I asked for.


Edit: Answered the wrong post. To this one I was going to speculate that the alien was Cherie Blair and the Tony was Tony. The horse probably came down the steps and said BEWARE! to the two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Given that it was seven years ago, I'd imagine he'll be quite bemused.
Imagine if it turned out Freebase was his uncle or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:11, archived)
# That would make my day
Hell, it would make my month.

He lives in Beeston, though. I can't imagine Freebase in Beeston. My grandparents used to live in Beeston.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:13, archived)
# b3ta degrees of separation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Sturdy girl is Henry's granddaughter
and now I really must be going
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Ta ta
The detectiving was well worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I vaguely recal that it was Tony Blair.
*fuzzy memories*

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:49, archived)
# I can just imagine...
"Dear Boris's boss, please fire Boris cos he emailed me about some stuff I once did on a digital arts website. Love, Horse is a Alien bloke xxx"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Something like that :)
My boss would have a six hour conversation with me about it. In shortened form it would be

Boss: "Who on Earth was it emailed me earlier?"

Me: "Oh, was that someone saying I stalked him online and asked him about "Horse is Alien+Tony"?"

Boss: "Yes"

Me: "No idea. Someone who posted a picture of Horse is Alien and Tony on B3ta"

Boss: "Did you look at this from work?"

Me: "Only at lunchtime"

Boss: "Oh." [Laughs, turns and walks away.]
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
# This is exactly how I imagine it, except
walks away highland flings away like Morecombe and Wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:14, archived)
# He's Norwegian
and from too far south to do the Trondheim hammer dance. But it could be something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# yeah i went looking too
i'd love to know what "horse is a alien+tony" was but i think we may never know :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, archived)
# no, I remember, it was Tony Blair.
 
unless I'm mistaken (which is entirely possible) it was the same horse/alien appearing to Tony Blair
ask gronkpan or cr3 or DavetheHat, they may be able to confirm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Yes, this ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:50, archived)
#
Did the horse say "BEWARE" to Tony? If so I must profess myself slightly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:25, archived)
# If i remember rightly, the horse comes out of the UFO first, says 'come on Tony', who follows. The both say BEWARE.
I could be mistaken, my mind isn't what it was...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# That sounds amazing
I hope he emails me back with a copy of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:07, archived)