Listen, this is important: do scorpions even have nipples?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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It might be they do not, hence the look of abject misery. When spider discovers that spiders don't have nipples either, the happy expression will fade.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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Male scorpions lay bags of cum on the ground to be picked up by passing by females.Having nipples has saved them from a most boring existence
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Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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YesExpertly clipped from humans that don't zip their tents up at night.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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Cor!*unzips tent*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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You'd don't have to be a mammal to have mammaries.Oh wait
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Consider the platypus : mammary glands but no nipples.So close to eternal happiness, yet so far.
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Shlvng,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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