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[challenge entry] Ooh, and indeed, aar.

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I see how you underlined the word cunts there
just to be sure you got the message across
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)
# It's the part where he'd raise his voice, probably spit a little, if he said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I assumed he'd already emphasised it in COUNTRYSIDE
if he was saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# they deserve it
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I'm only coming if there's a tin bath in the field that's been used the feed the cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Of course, they needed something to dip their Doritos in
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:19, archived)
#
I live in Ashton Keynes you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Really?
How's the White Hart these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I might have lied a little bit.

I don't really live in Ashton Keyes
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I was gonna SAY...
I didn't even know you could get onto B3TA from a BBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# seems a bit wiltshire centric
there are lots of cunts over the border in oxford and gloucestershire.

there a loads of celebrity cunts in the fucking cotswolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I like the Cotswolds.
It's like stepping back in time to rural village life but with added Range Rovers and really loud and annoying tourists.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# yeah, unfortunately a lot of the tourists have weekend homes here.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
# ...which they refer to as being in the "Cotes De Wold".
Because they are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Ha Ha!! Good read!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ARGLE! ARGLE! ARGLE! ARGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)