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[challenge entry] Sorry to all you pasty fuckers.

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I wouldn't fuck a pasty.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I dunno
Seen a few alright ones in porn, not in real life though ha ha, could you imagine the shame LOL
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:48, archived)
# not even a cornish one?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Pasty porn? Dirty pastry sluts bare their hot juicy fillings.
Sauce dipping from sweaty crusts.

You're sick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I ate one on the train this afternoon
i didnt fuck it though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# really?
I thought moonlight was reflected sunlight.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:54, archived)
# There is no dark side of the moon, really.
Matter of fact, it's all dark.
*heartbeat fades*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:56, archived)