Sorry to all you pasty fuckers.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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I wouldn't fuck a pasty.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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I dunno
Seen a few alright ones in porn, not in real life though ha ha, could you imagine the shame LOL
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:48,
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not even a cornish one?
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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Pasty porn? Dirty pastry sluts bare their hot juicy fillings.
Sauce dipping from sweaty crusts.
You're sick.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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I ate one on the train this afternoon
i didnt fuck it though.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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really?
I thought moonlight was reflected sunlight.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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There is no dark side of the moon, really.
Matter of fact, it's all dark.
*heartbeat fades*
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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