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[challenge entry] Derek, did you hear a growling sound?

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(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:35, archived)
# apparently the police have called the hunt off after no evidence was found to suggest it was anything but a large house cat spotted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# large house cat
or a large feral cat, armed with a sniper rifle and a bag of explosives
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# While wearing a blond afro wig....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Father dougal still can't grasp the difference between near and far away then....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Despite the people at the zoo saying the picture that the member of the public took could be a lion?
I want to see this picture. Some poor zookeep might get a ticking off by the rozzers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I've seen the pic
It looks unmistakably lion-shaped even though it's very grainy. But it could also easily be a fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:39, archived)
# the zoo people said from the start that it was a rubbish picture
but like the police, they had to act like it was a real threat until proved otherwise.

Did you see the follow on fake photo that was put forward to confuse matters more?
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/27/article-2193984-14B5BA08000005DC-657_634x511.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Ah yes, that's the one I was referring too
Definitely liony, but also easily-fakeable. The news story I saw it with seemed to imply that was the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Looks like a wolf or alsatian to me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Looks like a baboon
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:26, archived)
# It's like the Canvey Island Monster all over again
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canvey_Island_Monster
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:39, archived)
# I missread that one bit as "five-toed areshole-shaped" and the monster is quite obviously Jesus
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 17:49, archived)