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# NOT YIFF -- NOT PORN -- NOW WITH 33% MORE POLYUNSATURATED TERRIBLE INTERNET POOP GUY
...AND YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY GAYSHIFT WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM COLD, DEAD HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 14:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Did you make that from scratch?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# no, just saw it on another site and it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# She's got some stamina.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# This site is for cuntslappers you've made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# well I did edit it to remove a load of unnecessary noise
so it's more shopped than a lot of toaps posted here ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# To be honest toasty I've never been able to get the sound on this site working properly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
# there's a switch on the side, give it a wiggle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# b3ta would have died 7 years ago if it wasn't for the glory of the gayshift
I would just like to say to everyone here:

You're welcome. I am like a god to you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
# +1
woo yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# thank you, god
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# You've spelled 'gayshirt' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# wowie zowie zooey
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] No way Pedro!
Are naughty cats allowed?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Either put on these glasses or start eating that trash can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# NOT ON MY SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)