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[challenge entry] Somebody wind him up please!
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(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I liked that Viz letter
"People say Stephen Hawking is the cleverest man in the world, but how do they know he's not just looking it all up on Google?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I never thought of that
He could be looking at anything on that screen of his. Bloody cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Pictures of robots, you know... doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Apparently he has a side-job.
He seems to have done the voices for the automated payment machines in the main parking lot in Princeton.
Consequently I always say "THANK YOU STEPHEN HAWKING" when I pay. Because, you know, I don't want to be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Then be sure to call him "Professor" or "Doctor" to be properly respectful
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:12, archived)
# hahah good call
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Oh, you're funny in real life too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:30, archived)
# no, he IS google
he sees all the questions and has a direct interweb-brain-feed to deliver the answers

unfortunately this leaves him little capacity to handle normal conversation

it's similar with siri, but in that case piers morgan is the compute resource, with inevitable consequences
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# That gives me a genuinely terrible idea.
TO THE PHOTOSHOP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)