I liked that Viz letter'People say Stephen Hawking is the cleverest man in the world, but how do they know he's not just looking it all up on Google?'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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I never thought of thatHe could be looking at anything on that screen of his. Bloody cheek!
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Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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Pictures of robots, you know... doing it.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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Apparently he has a side-job.He seems to have done the voices for the automated payment machines in the main parking lot in Princeton.
Consequently I always say "THANK YOU STEPHEN HAWKING" when I pay. Because, you know, I don't want to be rude.
(Consequently I always say "THANK YOU STEPHEN HAWKING" when I pay. Because, you know, I don't want to be rude.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:05,
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Then be sure to call him "Professor" or "Doctor" to be properly respectful
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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no, he IS googlehe sees all the questions and has a direct interweb-brain-feed to deliver the answers
unfortunately this leaves him little capacity to handle normal conversation
it's similar with siri, but in that case piers morgan is the compute resource, with inevitable consequences
(unfortunately this leaves him little capacity to handle normal conversation
it's similar with siri, but in that case piers morgan is the compute resource, with inevitable consequences
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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That gives me a genuinely terrible idea.TO THE PHOTOSHOP!!!
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Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:17,
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