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# STOP THE PRESSES, MASSIVE LEAP IN CAKE BASED PRODUCE!!
NON MARZIPAN BATTENBERG IN CHOCOLATE AND FUCKING LOVELY STRAWBERRY FLAVOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# what sorcery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:11, archived)
# delicious cakey saucery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# for ages I've wanted to try
making a Battenberg in a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I saw that edit.
I wondered why you wanted to remake a Dutch village in a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I googled it quickly to see how it was spelt before I posted it,
but it turned out they were both real things.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
# You can get ring shaped cake tins you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I know
but it also means making two, a pink one and a yellow one, and then cutting them up very precisely to fit one inside the other, and then get the marzipan wrapped around it somehow. I'd probably just have to make the top and bottom and edges separately. The inside would probably be the hardest.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Making seperate yellow and pink rings gives the bonus of having two battenrings when you're finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Unless you're meaning concentric rings, which would be a ballache.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Teacup and
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# No marzipan?
The marzipan is the best bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:31, archived)
# you know you can just buy marzipan right
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Society frowns on chowing down on great chunks of unadulterated marzipan :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:38, archived)
# well somebody has to drive social progress and it may as well be you
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Fun fact
After making a giant battenberg, I ate a fist-sized block of leftover marzipan over the course of a month. It was fucking glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# *upvotes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Might give them a go, now that they've removed Satan's arse-scrapings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# NON MARZIPAN BATTENBERG!!!!!
That's like a hot dog without the sausage? They should just call them Chequer cakes or summit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:51, archived)
# It says mini "Batts" on the boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# no enberg?! dear god...
definitely missed out the best bit... sounds horrific :((
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)