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# The thing that has made me very angry recently
Are updates that include links to utter bollocks where you first assume that the person has posted the link in an ironic, subversive or piss-taking manner, but soon realise that they were being serious.
The other thing is updates which at first appear to be frapes, and then turn out to be real. 'OMG I'm preggo again.' FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# links like cancer, or babies or animals?
Yes I care about all of these things, dont want or need to see them on my PC thanks, and a like wont fucking help will it?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# One of the most recent offenders was a link to an article written by a 'scientist' about his out-of-body experience
At first I thought it was a joke, but to my dismay came to realise that it was written in all seriousness. It was the biggest pile of shite I've read in a while, and all the way through he kept saying 'I'm a scientist, I'm a scientist!' with absolutely no fucking scientific rationale behind his self-examination and only token efforts at self-scepticism. Fair enough if you believe in god(s) or draw strength from your faith, but linking to scientist-revelatory crap (which was the same, old, unimaginative money-spinning dross-cum-propaganda) really left me disappointed in the linker.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Needless to say, people who express any form of strong religious or spiritual view
tend to get unfriended by me pretty quickly. I don't have time for bullshit in life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# And moody quotes.... 'life is like....' marilyn monroe or bollocks also get removed.
Apart from the 3 fit women I well want to bang, obviously. They can post what they want....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
"life is like marilyn monroe: fucked by the kennedys"?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:00, archived)
# "Life is like Marilyn Monroe: You start off with too many toes"
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Haha.
There's also unwanted family members. My bro knocked up this chav (who seems to have worked out the benefits system, but not contraception), and as a consequence I get regular updates on her syphilitic offspring managing to construct models out of snot or achieving wondrous insight into civilisation by not doing their latest crap in the middle of the living room floor. Because I'm related to them I fear that 'unfriending' this regular news source could cause some family fall-out. And because I gain joy from regularly fantasising about writing: "Fuck off and stop posting the inane shit all over my feed, you mentally challenged, pig-ugly troglodyte," I cannot bring myself to ignore her.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I read that as 3 ft women
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# shortist
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I don't remember saying that it would be a bad thing.
I was merely surprised at your candour.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)