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# THIS IS WHAT EUROPE WON'T LET US / WILL FORCE US TO DO.
Love, UKIP xxxxxxx



Also Sandy Bedford won Eurovision in 1963
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# Hahahahahahaha!

(I don't get it)
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# regional dialect pronunciation
and the fact we can't brew methanol-based piss in an industrial estate in Catford and label it 'Champagne'
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# You could label it 'Cambridge' though
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# I live near there
it's rubbish and I don't want to be here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Sandy Bedford or't NORTH?
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# A421
in a layby
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:31, archived)
# A toast lived in a layby near the A421
A layby with toast in and he wasn't roastin'
In fact he was freezing, "How chilly I am!
Winter in a layby near the A421 :("
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# Liek dis if u cry evrytiem :'c
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# lol
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# {:'-(
You had the word chilly and didn't rhyme it with willy, a missed opportunity on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# 5 points for correct t placement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Hang on.
The apostrophe denotes the missing letters in The, surely? so t' not 't?

/pendant.
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# It's our broken dialect, we'll punctuate it however we like you great southern pansy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:37, archived)
# See also: Shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# won't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:44, archived)
# couldn't if you wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
# C'u'nt.
Sorry, "Couldn't"
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# Hooray!
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# Technic'ly the t ends up ont end oft previous word, like.
Not ont start of t'following.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I am a dirty Midlander so neither of the one ort<gap>other
Fucking medium soft as shite yet not quite as poofy as the Londoners.
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# Aye, and God fucking bless us Midlanders, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Amen, bro
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# Jebus.
No one in Yorkshire says 't'. It's unspoken, yet understood. Everyone here understands the missing t, they don't have to say it or articulate it, it just is. Putting a 't' in front of a word to describe northerners is a lazy southernism. Sorry I don't know the correct grammatical term for this, but we do not say the t. It is not spoken, but understood.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# It's t'lazy t'southerners t'lazy t'southernisms
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# BISCUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ^this
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# i come from a town near
Sandy :D
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