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[challenge entry] Oups..

From the Accidents Waiting To Happen challenge. See all 69 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 6:45, archived)
# Spoons are the natural enemy of the longwired mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Every time I drink coffee,
I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:20, archived)
# How weird, every time I stab myself in the eye I can smell coffee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Strange, every time I drink my blended eyes I shit coffee beans :(
This has only happened twice!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I used a teaspoon to feed the dog and he shat out an eyball 6 hours later
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)
# bean juice soaked fork for me


every time


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(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Giant sports direct mug
is direct mug sports giant :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:32, archived)
# it's a powerful mug alright :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I have a few of the beasts
I wish they'd stop sending them when I order walking boots and lower the postage instead, they make good broken crocks for my plant pots & tubs though :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# haha always handy eh?
gotta love the garden and a well drained pot :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 14:15, archived)