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[challenge entry] Tell Your Children! (adults only)

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(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# And as a special bonus, the woman in the lower left corner as a cheerleader.
A cheerleader for drug-crazed abandon, evidently.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I think I've spent a night with her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:51, archived)
# My congratulations and condolences
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# does she still post on the main board?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
#
Rob?
(UTB, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I think governments have this fear that if the legalised cannabis, everyone would become a stoner
and wouldn't turn up to their jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:32, archived)
# That reminds me of th.... oh SHIT, I'm late for work FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I think governments have this fear that if they legalised cannabis, they'd lose votes
and would have to deal with a lot of "Jim Doughface wants your child to be a heroin addict! Vote for Bob Custardhead, unless you're a junkie!" attack ads.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I think the governments have this fear of losing pocket-lining from the pharmaceutical companies
So many health issues and side effects could be treated with cannibas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I bet they'd make more money from taxing cannabis
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:59, archived)
# never stopped me getting into work
they're worried about losing votes. The Daily Mail would front page any bad story about weed, it's so ingrained into its psyche and its readers prejudices
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Ironically, no one needs a nice mellow spliff more than the Daily Mail readership.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:59, archived)
# How can that stat be accurate?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Well, lots of people have had GI effects from NSAIDs (I only included deaths, not hospitalizations)
but there are no documented cases of cannabis overdose.
Also, some cannabinoids have been shown to treat asthma and (possibly) cancer, (as well as preventing Alzheimer's), so the number may well have to be negative rather than zero.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Given that cannabis is most often smoked rolled with tobacco I seriously doubt that it has an overall positive effect on asthma
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)