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# I'd almost be ashamed of posting this
but the board is still suffering some kind of hangover so I'm going to anyway. No apologies other than 'I'm well out of practice' and 'I'm shit'.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:57, archived)
# She really should get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Or star in porn
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)
#
^pervers va lol  
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Gotta keep it fresh
and she'd give one hell of a hand-job
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# while bumfucking you with a carrot?
it had better be organic, or i'm out.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# But of course! She's a classy girl
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# her navel's gazing
at me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Would:)
bye going to watch www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p010jc6p
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# A splendid choice.
I watched this a couple of nights ago and my eyes thanked me in person.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# What the crivens is going on here?
ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/464xn/p013h8pw.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# I think it's the crow from "You and Me".
Not Alice the squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Bloody hell, there's something buried in my ageing mind.
You and me, me and you,
Lots and lots for you to do,
Lots and lots for you to see,
Me and you, you and me …



Also, GISing "Duncan the Dragon You and Me" leads me right back to b3ta, uncanny.
www.b3ta.com/board/10565243
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, man...I'd forgotten about this shit. Thankyou, SO much...
He gave me some proper nightmares with his clattering teeth like some demonic pantomime horse. *Seriously. He did.*
Goodnight (you sod).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
# TONIGHT WE SHARE NIGHTMARES
The clattering teeth; seriously what were they trying to do to us?

Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:37, archived)
# I'm not sure if the facial position might be an advantage or not...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Depends how much you like your navel being licked, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
# So, she originally had a carrot in her navel?!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Guess again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)