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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:43, archived)
# An ancient word of power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:47, archived)
# *sends off for a free book*
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:47, archived)
# *launches 'bag of bones' support group*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:32, archived)
# that's no tonka
edit: bought my youngest son one like this (only in red, and better condition, a real £5 ebay bargain)

and he won't let anyone touch it. even he doesn't play with it - he uses it as a cupholder by his bed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:35, archived)
# TONKLER
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 5:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# He really needs to be throwing a truck in the penultimate frame
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# I should probably tell this story here
Our school bus had those emergency hammers installed so we could smash the windows if the bus crashed. There was a guy in out grade we called "watto" because his surname was watson.

We would sing "tonk watto, tonk watto, tonk watto" to the tune of that titwillow song while we tapped him on the head with those little ball hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuA-9pqRok
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Hehe,
It's amazing how the years can turn an incident of brazen bullying into an amusing anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# he's probably a serial killer now
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Oh ja, pump das iron thin boy. Oh ja.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jan 2013, 10:42, archived)
# the shorter version of this would be
"that's right muscles, but I have an AK47" *repeated gunshots* "Hey, muscles, your most of your insides are showing"

and then him and the beach chick go off and do stuff that folk did in the beaches in olden days.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Boy, she's gonna get it tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)