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# Welcome along!
I once saw a box of biscuits that had a photo of biscuits on a plate on the cover
and it still said 'serving suggestion'. Not quite sure how *else* you could serve biscuits...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# On a stick, with gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Those machines which fire tennis balls
are very good for Custard Creams...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# it's to cover their arses
in case some chavs come storming in going WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS IS SAYS THERE'S ONE ON THE PACKET I'M CALLING THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I go into Tesco every day shouting WHERE'S MY PLATE YOU THIEVING CUNTS?
More often than not, they give me a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)