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# Can't see why I shouldn't post this now.
Embiggerate
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Someone's ask'n for a spang'n
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# *ask'n'
*spang'n'
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# I think you'll find that I can chose how to place the apostrophes in my non-standard contractions as I wish.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# nn-stdrd cntrctns
dnt evn nd apstrphs
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# x'cly
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Sha'n't wo'n't etc'
The most distant speech bubble says "shalln't", in fact. Retro.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# My dad was always a fan of
"Shalln't". He was a bit 'old school'.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Gotcha.
Geddit?
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Errr,
actually no.
(, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 4:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# C'nt.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# haha - the same hospital will take out your colon
and fit you with an apostrophe bag.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# ..and sort out those
heavy periods?
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# and they're good if you've had a stroke
(that one was a bit oblique)
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# But they can only perform surgery
with consent from both parentheses.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# in case you fall
into a comma, I suppose...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Well then they'd
dash, and get you into theatre.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)
# no question, mark my words.
(I'm trying to stop, really I am)
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Stop it you pair or I'll interrobang your heads together.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)
# ?!
I wanted to use that one, but I'd only have made a hash of it.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Pipe down.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:29, archived)
# I'd punch him up the bracket
after that exclamation.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# he's asking for
a fat ellipsis...
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# to quote Mark: ouch!
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# No less-than he deserves.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Keep going
at least tilde ward gets closed down
by the fucking tories ladies and gentlemen.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Gaah!
Jolly good.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# A preview of coming contractions.
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# brill
iant :D
(, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)