Aha, totally gonna use this one
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:47,
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Yeah obviously I wouldn't do it with cancer but maybe something funny like haemorrhoids
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:56,
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After some innocuous test, like taking their temperature, or blood pressure?And 'roids? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND BOTTOMS?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:02,
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"Expect a lot of changing nappies and waking up at 3 in the morning...because you have irritable bowel syndrome!"
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:05,
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I'm sure that was a Victor Lewis Smith joke several decades ago.And the punchline was bowel cancer which kind of makes more sense.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:06,
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You utter bastard. My bowl died of cancer just before Christmas :(
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:08,
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Did santa bring you a new one?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:10,
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SANTA COULDN'T AFFORD ONE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!All Santa brought was a half bag of potatos and an action man missing a leg.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:13,
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Why does Santa spend all his money on presents for the rich boys and girls? :'(
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:14,
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It's ok, you don't have to answer. No one can ever look me in the eye when I ask that anyway :(
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:37,
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If your parents loved you they would have paid for you to have private santa instead of that shitty state santa.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:52,
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My only excuse isI probably wasn't alive at the time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:17,
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Q: whats LONG and BLACK and hangs off an arsehole ?A: a stethoscope
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OneOfSome,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:37,
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