where all the jokes have to be something that you could safely tell a six year old would be excellent.
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:37,
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Q: Why didn't the duck quack?
A: Because it had been underwater all day and all night!
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Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:39,
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A: Because it had been underwater all day and all night!