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# Why not Australia?


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(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Roving mutants are the only reason I went out there.
I found none, but did have a great time looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Don't forget the entire ecosystem finely tuned over millennia for the sole purpose of killing people.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Funny how you forget about the venous fauna
when you've lived here long enough
(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# A mate of mine posted a couple of pics lately of a Common Brown snake that he'd decapitated with the aid of a garden rake and a spade.
The fact that the second most venomous reptile on the continent is known as the Common Brown snake speaks volumes a) about the ecology, and b) about the Aussie attitude towards danger.

Anywhere else it would be the Amazingly Dangerous Snake, but no - Commmon Brown it is...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't a shoelace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Positive.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I've heard that the Penis Flora are the things to watch out for.
Dame Edna must be held to blame, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# ha, my compo entry which appeared in the Guardian is now on Romanian telly :/
www.gandul.info/international/channel-4-unul-dintre-cele-mai-importante-posturi-tv-din-anglia-preia-campania-gandul-why-don-t-you-come-over-ce-spune-ambasadorul-romaniei-10533393

So I made the opposite poster:


(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I hope you were handsomely rewarded with dubloons?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# ha
dubloons Facebook friend requests from Romanians
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# "Mighty Nibus is now friends with Count Dracula and The Cheeky Girls"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# TOUCH MY BUM
THIS IS LIFE
BLA BLA BLA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
...and the balance is restored once more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# I would have thought Apex twin was a good reason not to go to the uk
Or to sleep for that matter.
(gijoel, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# HERESY
sorry, I mean HEAR'SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Brilliant.
And the "Oh, and..." bit at the end made me spit tea. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# count Hogis in!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)