Comrades!
In all honesty though, I'd love to have seen it go over in person!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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Splendid stuff!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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Oh thank ee!I have a weakness for Soviet arts!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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They are truly marvellous things
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53,
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Hahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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I love it!It reminds me of a poorly translated Russian joke collection I saw somewhere a few years ago
*runs off to find*
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Lieutenant Rzhevsky at party talked to Natasha Rostova but suddenly asked to excuse him and went out. When he was back he was all wet.
- It is raining outdoors?
- No, it is windy.
(*runs off to find*
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Lieutenant Rzhevsky at party talked to Natasha Rostova but suddenly asked to excuse him and went out. When he was back he was all wet.
- It is raining outdoors?
- No, it is windy.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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www.johndclare.net/Russ12_Jokes.htm
A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"
"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.
"An anecdote? Tell me!"
"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."
(A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"
"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.
"An anecdote? Tell me!"
"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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A frightened man came to the KGB "My talking parrot disappeared."
"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."
("This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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Two of my favourites:Nixon and Brezhnev (yes, it's that old) had a footrace against each other. Nixon won. Pravda reported, "in a footrace, Brezhnev was within one place of winning, and Nixon placed second-last."
and
A jew applies for a job as a woodcutter. "Do you have any experience?"
"I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Yes, now."
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Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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and
A jew applies for a job as a woodcutter. "Do you have any experience?"
"I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Yes, now."
Possibly the oldest of all.After queuing for four hours a man in a butcher's shop complains about the new regime because there are no sausages left.
The guard comes over and says, "The old regime would have had you shot for complaining."
The man says, "Oh shit, are we out of bullets as well?"
(The guard comes over and says, "The old regime would have had you shot for complaining."
The man says, "Oh shit, are we out of bullets as well?"
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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Brilliant!Thanks for that.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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That is excellent Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:57,
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choiceis it bad that i read these in accent?
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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brilliant
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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When I lived in Oxford and more importantly when I was a dirty filthy smokerI was stood out the back door of our house about at about 2 in the morning, and a shooting star came over that I watched break into about 4 bits and left a huge sparkly trail that lasted about 20 seconds. Was quite the sight, so heck knows what this one was like!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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I think it was more terror than twinkly lights in the sky:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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That's what Keith Barry wants you to think Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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Have you seen this vid of the bang? (mind speaker levels)www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_mpGYSBSA&feature=player_embedded
Bearing in mind it had alredy gone over them, and must have been MILES away by this point, Bloody hell, it's loud!
Edit: Bonus breaking factory window action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrAGu-zzy8
(Bearing in mind it had alredy gone over them, and must have been MILES away by this point, Bloody hell, it's loud!
Edit: Bonus breaking factory window action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrAGu-zzy8
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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lol, kinetic energy turning into soundlol
bang
oh yeah, and supersonic shockwave lol
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oh yeah, and supersonic shockwave lol
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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WooAnd some ace videos of it thanks to in-car cameras
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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Russian car insurance companies are one of the greatest boons to science / general life studies in recent years!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53,
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I think I'd have probably soiled my girly knickers in both delight and terror :DEdit: brainfog wrong place
( hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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Good work ComradeПревосходный
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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excellent work
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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