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[challenge entry] hmm.

didn't even need to change the cover.

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(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:09, archived)
# If you didn't change the cover
then what did you do?

Ah, it's ok, I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# is it the very faint spunk stains on the cover?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# oh
i was hoping someone would notice eventually. i could have done a little de-toaping by sketching a giant purple dick going up her arse, but i was suspicious it wouldn't serve to enhance the idea.
also should be a png.
(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
# U HAZ U HAVIERS
Y U NO JAVIERL?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# don't do what donny don't does



imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# ris?
also try saving as a jpeg with compression turned on, only needs 5-10% and it'll be a fraction of the file size
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] got gooch? (Optimized for tablets - right click, Open, for fullfuck..imjussayin)
Open for fullfuck..imjussayin)


spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh by Ciara)
spotify:track:5KUytH3VG7o3FgGrWb9JO7 (Now I'm Here (Live) by Queen)
54:00
www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
best sustenance for a swine?










spotify:track:3DT5M9Pm8hgZw8Geqp8YLF (One Vision (Live) by Queen)
spotify:track:35rrLi8NY1BVhgS5rxnLn1 (Tie Your Mother Down (Live) by Queen)

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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# this is good chode
very good chode
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# WASS WRONG BENNETT, BIN PUSHIN PENS?
spotify:track:35rrLi8NY1BVhgS5rxnLn1 (Tie Your Mother Down (Live) by Queen)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:08, archived)
# goose goose chedda
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:09, archived)
# donut deluxe


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
Обкуренные вороны
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:44, archived)
# ta la
spotify:track:2zzklcpDAS1ryizQj83uRy (Maniatica Sexual by Lito y Polaco)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:44, archived)
#
spotify:track:0kSgECIEu3ARlKI5M6Z30E (Harlem Shake by Baauer)

spotify:track:6mOex0b8muOcZDTBAwKBXn (Dum Dum by Baauer)

spotify:track:5ScNcfIXafszKASP7Qrwdi (C'Mon 'N' Ride It (The Train) by Quad City DJ's)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:02, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!!
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS

WHILE LISTENING TO THIS spotify:track:39H539Y28jGkPhF9QrErwW (It's All Coming Back by Robert Miles)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:49, archived)
# LED OV SOM STIMM BENNID
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:21, archived)
# i wish i understood a single one of your posts
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:35, archived)
# My main college girlfriend suggested I read this.
Now I'm reading Prey, and it was a much deeper book. I loved and hated it, as my gf atm assumed XY was a mistake and XX tech was right around the corner. =-P
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# That is a very good cover
I read that book out loud to a blind woman who asked me to after The Vampire Lestat. The copy I read had a cover of a nun at a very tall foreboding curved wall. Those two books were not my sorts of things. The Handmaiden's Tale was extremely vexing at first because it took awhile to catch on to the stream of consciousness and the odd meter which was not so easy to vocalize; short sentence, short sentence, short sentence, short sentence, loooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooo- no breathing allowed -ooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooong sentence, short sentence, short sentence short sentence short sentence. Very irritating. But Mary loved the book and remarked it was brilliant. It sounded typical anti-Christian fantasy-weaving to me by describing a situation that already exists in the secular world and by imagining it happening to a country larger than her own but nearby, that post-Christian dystopia, would more closely describe the author's neighbor, was the sense that I got throughout. But if I'm wrong, and that WAS Atwood's point, which I doubt, it was missed by Mary who found a new fondness for Atwood for her projected cynicism.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Do you add dried shitake?
I've just been using kombu and wakame and a few seasonings as a starter for a noodle broth. I use miso and ground toasted sesame seeds as the tare.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:20, archived)
# I think you really had
dried bread crumbled into ramen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:22, archived)
# That's "hand-crumbed panko liberally scattered into organic artesian spring-water ramen" actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:26, archived)
# It's speculative fiction.
She speculates what would happen in America if the right-wing Evangelical Christians staged a coup.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:24, archived)
# and
thus begin the epicurean delights brought forth by oryx & crake.
(let us praise our creator and protector).
(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:44, archived)
# Funny enough I was going to mention that.
I really like that book, it's probably my favourite of hers. I read the sequel though and was disappointed, didn't like it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:18, archived)