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[challenge entry] SALE NOW ON! The FSD Shannon Cushion Holder...

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(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Ohmigod!
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Fuck, I hate that.
Women's obsession with fucking cushions. Where the fuck do you expect to sleep, or fucking sit.
(gijoel, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Annoying, isn't it?
Shoes and sodding cushions. And making their female friends jealous.
Then they die.
*edit* Apologies to any female B3tans. You're probably OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# but...
cushions!!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Butt cushions?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:48, archived)
# I'm game
So long as they come in burgundy or damson.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Shoes I can live with
but do you have to cover every square inch of the sofa with cushions. So that there is absolutely nowhere for me to sit, unless I snap and hurl the wretched pile of fabric on to the floor.

And then my OCD is bothered by this mound of pillows on the floor.

Besides, I don't want women to die. I just want to passively aggressively fuck up their lives like every other man.
(gijoel, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# fucking comfy cushions on sofas are fucking lovely
cushions on beds however seem completely fucking pointless... so i don't get it either :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:59, archived)
# My mom's sofa is like that
If anyone wants to actually sit on it, they have to chuck all the cushions off first. Its silly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Just sit on the cushions
If she complains just ask "Well where the fuck am I meant to SIT on these fucking things? What the fuck was the point filling the fucking sofa with fucking cushions if I'm not meant to sit on them or lean on them? For fuck's SAKE Mum, it's always like this! FUCKING HELL."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Right, Boris, GO TO YOUR ROOM IMMEDIATELY.
No pocket money for you this week, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Needed more "fuck".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Ha-ha! Comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)