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# Parker...really?!
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Lady Penelope comes come from late from a party...
Lady Penelope: "Parker, take off my coat"
Parker: "Yes m'lady"
LadyP: "Parker, take off my dress and shoes"
Parker: "Yes m'lady"
LadyP: "Parker, take off my bra and panties..."
Parker: "yes m'lady"
LadyP: " ...and don't let me EVER catch you wearing them again"
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Very good.
May I steal it?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Steal away
Of course. Was going to sub a pen and coat but may be over doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:48, archived)
# Haha, I had a similar thing in my head
Nice work, n00b. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, welcome to b3ta you'll never leave etc.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Nice one new person and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:48, archived)
# i would actually pay money to see this
despite the fact it involves jason statham.

nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Hello.
You need to respond otherwise we will call you a spammy cunt.

Oh shit, wrong board sorry. how embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Good start, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:26, archived)
# good stuff,
promising new person.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:28, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)