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Also: How To Play Tomb Raider
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# there's about to be a lot of sweaty blokes
going into meltdown as they imagine kat in army gear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# also
it's only a game. get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:04, archived)
# If I feel ripped off, I'm gonna tell people about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# everyone feels ripped off nowadays
nothing is as good as it used to be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:16, archived)
# I didn't expect it to recapture the highs of the original Tomb Raider.
But I did kind of hope it wouldn't include every failure, weak element and cliche seen in countless other games over the last decade.
It's just not acceptable!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:19, archived)
# they're selling it on the coat-tails of the original
knowing that people will buy it, expecting it to be at least decent. it doesn't matter if you think it's shit once they've got your money.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Game over man, game over.
Surely John Carpenter should be behind all this, seeing as it was his movie that highlighted the problem of aliens in disguise running the world in the first place?

Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah, but this isn't that movie :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:11, archived)
# You mean...
it's not Escape from New York you're riffing on?

Then if it's James Cameron it must be Piranha 2: Flying Killers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Gosh..
speaking of games...
Is anyone playing Leap Day?
The Unity webgame by SpryFox?
Been playing it for a week now..tis rather addictive
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# I'll take that as a no..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Shame, the last game (Legend?) was a bit of a return to form.
I enjoyed Anniversary too, even though it was a retread of the original.

I'm guessing they thought they were making it more adult, sadly most games designers think this means swearing and mud.

Anyway Battlefield 3 dropped Endgame last night and motorbikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Oh boy
Does this involve 8 foot tall blue catgirls? I bet it does.

Also:
Sob
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 16:45, archived)
#

眠い
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)
# : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:10, archived)
# 8 D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Clearly Maria does not like the carrot(chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah, Maria rather like criminal meat :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:23, archived)
# I don't remember this bit in Titanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Yes. Right. Titanic.
Tit anic :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:35, archived)
# She's crap at drawing isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:25, archived)
# He is Mine. Maria's mate.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:49, archived)
# so is this a chicken that tastes of carrot
or a carrot that tastes of chicken?
because chicken tastes of everything anyway
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Carrotchicken WOO!
Wooden wellies, wellies made of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
# CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Is that some carrot chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:42, archived)
# why do you keep trying to steal Jacks thunder?
(Fly Projector, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)