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[challenge entry] At least he went quietly

From the Funerals challenge. See all 102 entries (closed)

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:54, archived)
# he didn't though did he :(
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Jesus, no he didn't. I'd forgotten about that.
I always wondered if it wasn't a window test that went wrong.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:58, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Ted Moult - jobbing actor famous for advertising Everest double glazing in the late seventies / early eighties whereupon a fan or wrecking ball would be unleashed upon said windows to demonstrate resilience to wind / missiles.
In a surprise move completely unrelated to double glazing adverts he blew his head off with a shotgun.

Half Man Half Biscuit wrote a song about him, called "Do Ye Ken Ted Moult?" (before the shotgun incident, which only adds to the pathos).
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:23, archived)
# there were a few jokes about no one hearing the gunshot at the time I seem to remember
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
and :(
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Nobody knew for weeks...
...they never heard the shot :(
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
See Happy Toasts' post ^^
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers Q
:D
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)