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# twang-twang-twang-twang-twaaaaaaaang-twang -- *blumpidy-blump* -- 'Sitting on a park bench'....
Technically not a PEAROAST, since it is a re-used joke, but totally fresh in content
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, good grief! :-)
You deserve a spangolin for that.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
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(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
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(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
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(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# In that case
forget the lube.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
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(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# there's nothing worse than a moist goat
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:17, archived)
# how about a slightly humid goat?
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# oh, they're terrible
their fur smells something dreadful when it gets clammy
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# true, and it makes the shed fur stick to my pillows even more
i mean,

fuck!
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:26, archived)
# have you got a wool mattress topper too?
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# now that's just sick
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# don't judge me
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Fucking goats
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# WTH
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:29, archived)
# it's nice to see kids getting a traditional education
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# bench bat tent tramp
tramp bench bat tent
bat bench flowers tent tramp grass
park could be Walford, mammal, oil painting, canvas abode
man winged rat wood metal
iron oxygen carbon hydrogen nitrogen trace elements...

sorry, I can't get me head around this one...
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)
# srsly?
filename will help you a lot
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ah now I see
I have to do more research...
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Jethro Tull
of course it is!

everyone favourite 'perched on one leg whilst they play a flute band'

which is some compliment as they're like, thousands of them out there!!!

haha
sorry Mr Hin, woke up feeling cunty today :D
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# i kinda knew that you knew, but i wasn't sure.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
# I knew only through research
Jethro was never my boy
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# naughty pedro
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
# ???
!
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# oh, not the pic
just, you know, in general
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# ah yea
great tune
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:56, archived)
# likes
*eyes little girls with bad intent*
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:11, archived)
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How do you know which ones have this "bad intent"?
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Oh, Aqualung!
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:12, archived)
# I get this!
*digs out album*
(, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:48, archived)