My washing machine packed up a few weeks back, mid-cycle.I had the thing apart in no time, I love a challenge. I cleaned out all the valves of limescale and lubed them up nicely, and got it all working again. Only when I finished did I realise I had done it all with it still plugged in and live. I was still smug though, until I found that all my clothes now smell faintly of WD40.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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Well, 3 mop buckets worth of mopped up water later I've cleaned all the seals & whatnot and I'm having a "Test Run". Not leaking again yet, everyone cross fingers.
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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I'm an EX biker......And it's supprising how many girlfriends I had that found the smell of oil and greese on me a turn on, WD40 seemed to be their favorite, are you being approached by a lot of lesbians lately?
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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Right I've just sprayed myself head to toe in WD40I'm off down Tescos to see if I can get lucky
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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To complent the odor go for a look of either leahters (limiting you appeal to women that like bikers)or overals to ligitamise your smell making them think you are a machanic....
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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No, but a mechanic keeps following me around. I can't say I'm keen on the smell myself. To quote an obscure song, my normal pong is Jack and water mixed with Estee Lauder.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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You maybe need to frequent more lesbian biker bars.......Normal pong you say? Woman once asked me "Are you single" "Why" I replied "Do I smell that fusty?"
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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you are MacGuyver
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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I have never seen itBut according o Wiki: "He prefers non-violent resolutions and refuses to handle a gun."
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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Who was the long haired, bike riding, ex cop that got convicted of a crime he didn't commit,escaped from prison to live in a shadowy world that didn;t exsist and worked for an inidan bail bonds man?
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:17,
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That's it! old age plays fuck with memory...I used to like that series, it just stopped for no reason...
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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it was epically badthen again, i used to watch t.j. hooker
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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No brainer man tv...Get home from work, shower, take away, spliff and wine, an hour of a guy on a bike, a fight, a chase, another fight, stummble to bed none vexed for work the next day.
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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with me, it's i.d channel or discoverybut tonight, it'll be thai fish soup, comfy nightie and top gear, followed by the white queen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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Just realized it's nearly 7 years since I stopped smoking dope, excepte an odd one every six months or so.I don't know what the i,d channal is and I don't have discovery, mainly find ficking through all the chanals of shite, settling on triple DDD on food network and reruns of supermarket sweep and bullseye!haha, none taxing no brainer tv, I only put it on late on when I'm lying down pissed and can't take anything in :-)
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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i.d is all true crime stuff and serial killershaven't smoked weed in ages, i'm far too paranoid :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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I found half a spliff the kids had dropped in the garage area a few months back...Rerolled it smoked it, turned me into a gibbering wreck and had three wanks in an hour.... sure it wasn't just green in there..
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:05,
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you have no idea how much this is making me giggle Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:08,
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Didn't make me giggle at the time....I'd planned a single wank followed by dinner..... did make my mates laugh though when I told them!
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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i'm not surprised :) Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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*checks*so he is
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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You and me shall stand shoulder to shoulder in our steadfast refusal to accept one...
accept?i've never had one offered!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:29,
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Shit biscuits should have been placed there even without your approval.
Aw come on...if a lowlife like Pedro can get one, then there's still hope for someone like you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:32,
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I'm not fit to be the scrapings off the bottom of his shoe after he's just cleaned his own bottom with the sole...Plus I don't want a sympathy front page like his..
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Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:36,
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Shop a cat.Catz are not jokes.
So how did he get a FP?
Check his knees...I bet they're red.
(So how did he get a FP?
Check his knees...I bet they're red.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:50,
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exactly!wait ...what?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:07,
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the Lone Ranger? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:05,
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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