
or his dirty, wet dreams. who knows?
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:04,
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This is a leaked plotline from the new Capaldi Dr Who.
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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despite his foul-mouthed track record, is that there might be hope for me finding work in childrens television yet
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17,
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SOUND OF ALARM
MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY
LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST
MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG
MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE

FOR 20 MINUTES
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31,
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MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY
LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST
MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG
MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE

FOR 20 MINUTES

Shame children have to always be so fucking sensitive.
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:38,
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ok some would be mentally trauma but meh
some would find it funny.
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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some would find it funny.

There'll be all kinds of fun characters based on various cute cats!
Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.
PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.
Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.
Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!
Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.
And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.
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Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.
PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.
Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.
Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!
Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.
And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.