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# is this a scene from Cameron's badger cull party?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# no, i've been tapping into Brian May's nightmares
or his dirty, wet dreams. who knows?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Oh, come on - you're not fooling anyone.
This is a leaked plotline from the new Capaldi Dr Who.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# The best thing about Capaldi getting a job on such a family friendly show
despite his foul-mouthed track record, is that there might be hope for me finding work in childrens television yet
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# SCENE - MITTENS THE KITTEN - BEDROOM
SOUND OF ALARM

MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY

LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST

MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG

MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE



FOR 20 MINUTES

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# That would be the best kids show ever!!
Shame children have to always be so fucking sensitive.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# They aren't though, well, some ar
ok some would be mentally trauma but meh

some would find it funny.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# This is set in Glasgow, right?
You missed that bit out.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Yes, it's set on the Idyllic seaside resort of Malkieheid
There'll be all kinds of fun characters based on various cute cats!

Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.

PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.

Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.

Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!

Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.

And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
#
i am so glad that i do not own a television.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# This is turning into some sort of weegie Happy Tree Friends
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Sounds fine to me, man.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Fine, completely omit hitler. Fine.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I'm sorry man
I'm real sorry, Hitler fans, this was inexcusable.
(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)