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# hello
my cousin's boyfriend has been in a car crash and has just finished having a coma. am i a cunt because i don't give a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# did he cause the crash?
if yes, no
if no, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# he was on a pushbike
so i'd say it was his fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# You're not obliged to empathise with satellite members of your family, but people do seem to like it if you feign concern and resist shouting "Good!" whenever their name's mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# i didn't shout "good!"
i just fail to see why they think i should give a shit about an obnoxious squaddie i've met the sum total of 3 times, just because he's banging my cousin, who i also can't stand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# He's out of a coma now right?
In which case, you've got no reason to care anymore anyway, he's fine and will be back to harassing cars on his pushbike in double quick time.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Were there times when you could have murdered him?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# go with ambiguous 'likes' on facebook
it seems to save a lot of time 'oh no, I really do care, didn't I write that time on fb?', at least saves effort
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)