I can think of some people who are actually better off with a counselor like that
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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^thisgot an emo niece who just trashed her own birthday cake and wrote about it on fb, saying how much she hated everything. i replied "stop acting a twat or i'll come round there and kick you up the arse."
soon stopped her moaning!
(soon stopped her moaning!
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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good advice toofamily means noone gets left behind when the hurting begins =)
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:03,
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i just freaked her out in asdaby picking up a whole salmon and saying "ooo, look at the fishie! poor fishie! stroke the poor fishie. STROKE IT!"
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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Hahahalaugh out loud moment there
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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i love playing supermarket nutterit winds her right up
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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i may have gone a bit farwhen i told the store detective to stroke my potatoes
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 16:28,
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Auntie Smashy, newspaper advice columnist and arse-kicker
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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i'm everybody's crying shoulder Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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This totally wins. Tell them what they want to hear then BOOM, dose of reality.
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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