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[challenge entry] but seriously earthlings...

From the 20 Years after the Invasion challenge. See all 165 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:57, archived)
# I just flew in from Alpha Centauri. Boy are my arms tired.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:58, archived)
# i was trying to think of a one-liner....
you have thunk of it for me.
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:00, archived)
# My gift to you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
# thanks awfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Try the Aldebaran swampbeast steak!
I'm here all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:01, archived)
# *starts making notes incase alien comic needs material upon invasion*
keep 'em comin'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:06, archived)
# don't forget to phazer your waitress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:06, archived)
# *adds to previously mentioned list*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Anyone tried those full immersion hologram TV dinners?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:10, archived)
# no, but i've stuck my head in a bowl of mashed potato
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# and what's the deal with spaceline food?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Two Xenomorphs
walk in a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?"...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02, archived)
# "why the long face?"
two mouths, lots of teeth, acid for blood, face hugging offspring and still some bint from a lesser species fucks me up everytime. make mine a large one, mr barman, please...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:21, archived)
# John Kerry walks into a bar, and the horse says...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:43, archived)
# "fuck off, John Kerry"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Haha!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, archived)
# But the horse says "Neigh", and orders a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:02, archived)
# A white horse goes into a bar...
...and the barman says, "That's funny, we've got a drink named after you!"

And the white horse says, "What, Dobbin?"

(I've gotta million of 'em...)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Reminds me of George Osbourne for some reason
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:44, archived)