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# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Doomed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:17, archived)
# It could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Already has
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Note that
all the world's governments are cracking down on privacy, spying on everyone, removing rights left, right and centre, and generally being a bit strict.

It's obvious that they know we're about to be invaded by aliens and they're seeking to keep law and order when that happens, so they're setting up the infrastructure, mentality and laws in advance.

Wake up, sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Stross knows what's up
Scorpion Stare in preparation for Case Nightmare Green
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:42, archived)
#
But Britain wellcomes aliens, no matter who they are, what they've done, even "greenies" (are we allowed to call them that?)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:43, archived)
#
*checks PC on pc*
*calls P.C.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# :o)
Reminds me of this cracker
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:54, archived)
# That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# HAHA! :D
I gave Michael a Depp makeover:

nwot
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# That looks like Ricki Gervais circa 2002
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Climbs under table
Gets angry
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 12:58, archived)
# :D
*prays the aliens will save us
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 14:08, archived)
# PHEW I HOPE THERE WAS A MEETING OF COBRA BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS ALL BADASS AND SHIT
TERRORIST ATTACK - COBRA
GUY TALKING TO PIGEONS - COBRA
AN ACTUAL COBRA - Dunno, Royal Horticultural Society or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# I heard that COBRA
Stands for Cabinet Office Briefing Room A
and that all the others are just called Briefing Room B, C, etc.
But they thought that COBRA was badass and BRA was, well, not the image they really wanted to portray.

"ALIEN ATTACK, CALL AN EMERGENCY BRA MEETING", you get the picture.

Edit: Wikipedia doesn't appear to agree, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)