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# Mornign all!
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:50, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:54, archived)
# My wedding aniversary today.
Roses are £20 in Aldi
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
# If you play your cards right you might be able to get a 'three-bird roast'
Eh? Eh? Knowwhaddimean?
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:04, archived)
# I got a card with a picture of a crow on it
and a Battenberg, I'm well happy :D
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
#
Roses are red
And I'm fed up with fapping
I know you have eczema
But your tits are cracking
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
# Roses are available in various colours
Violets are violet.
Get your facts right
Or I may become violent.

Well, fuck me! Candles! :@ )
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Why do I always forget
that it was Valentine's day that drove me here in the first place?
:@ )
I guess I should do my annual picture...
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)
# bloody hell happy candles! 11 years, fuck me
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i've got alzheimer's,
cheese on toast
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)
# :@ D
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
My wife didn't like my homemade card this year - www.b3ta.com/board/11057097
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:03, archived)