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[challenge entry] give ME the keys...

also points for naming them all.

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
# i believe the second one is called cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# It's spelled slightly differently...
but i'll give you half a point for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
# you don't like Elf?
*deletes from Friends list*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
# i despise will ferrell with the intensity of a white-hot sun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# that's a shame
I find great joy in a lot of his films. Are you not looking forward to Lego then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:31, archived)
# not looking forward to anything right now, tbh
horrible week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Seriously, go and watch The LEGO Movie. It'll leave you with a big painted plastic grin from ear to ear.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# i might download it
and pay, of course. nothing dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
# He's just not funny. Unless you're a moron. Then apparently he's hilarious.
But The LEGO Movie is all kinds of aces. In fact, I'd go so far as to say...
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
# yay! I'm a moron!
although to be fair I credit the scriptwriters and directors with his success more than just him as an actor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Land of the Lost was OK.
But nothing compared to... you know...

   "SPACESHIP!"
"SPACESHIP!"
        "SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# thought LotL was awful, even with Anna Friel as a distraction
Stepbrothers, Anchorman, Taladega nights and Elf (at Christmas). Comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
# You're clearly doing it all wrong.
Elf and Anchorman I can watch, but they don't exactly have me in stitches.
I found just one minute of trailer for Taledega Nights excruciating.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)
# ^this
except with all of them.
strangely, i have watched land of the lost. i can tolerate the curly-headed fuckwit when he's not trying to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Will Ferrell's gift and curse
is that he commits without reservation or ego to whatever role he's playing. In Stranger Than Fiction he was utterly amazing, in a league of his own. In some of his comedies he's hilarious. And in other, stupid stuff he makes me projectile vomit.

Let this be a lesson to you all. Will Ferrell can be used for good or for evil.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# i'm not a huge fan of physical comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# i'll probably wait a while
lot to sort out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Need to find a
happy place...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
# i'd like to smash princess unikitty with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Aww.
She does lose it and go absolutely apeshit before the film's out, which is some consolation. And it completely aces Toy Story 1&3 for adult-aimed existentialism. But then has everyone giggling again right before anyone can start to cry.

But I suggest you don't look too closely at the mid-section of that spaceship...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
# that's good,at least
planning my uncle's funeral right now, which is why i'm not much in the mood for funnies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Sorry to hear it.
But this is b3ta, where we laugh in the face of adversity, and mock the established ways.
Hope there were lots of good times.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)
# getting it all out of the way in one go
he died tuesday night, my cousin took an overdose wednesday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# still, she did that for attention, the mental bitch
that's why she got sectioned yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)
# ^ Absolutely the very worst thing about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
huh, autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# The bit where he plummets down the face of the dam could have been good.
But then they went and faked it with a crude composite effect...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
# ditto
not just that his acting is boring or that he's looking half baked and full of himself on the screen
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
#
Read the fucking Ivor Emmanuel! :-)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)