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# i think they are like mince pies aint they? any northern monkeys about?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Nah they hung the last of the Northern Monkeys...for being French spies I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
#
I am a Northern Monkey,
And Eccles cakes are rank, like a stale scone filled with dead flies.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# ^what he said
they're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
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*high fives*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Your baker is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Probably not using enough lard
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Don't let the monkey hanging thing fool you, I too am a Narthen Munkay
But because you dissed the Eccles cake, we are now enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# What rot
I'm a Southern ponce and even I know Eccles cakes are in the top five of cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# They're originally for using up leftover pastry from making pies.
You turn it into flaky pastry with extra lard and then stuff it with currants and sugar and more lard.

tl;dr lard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# i like breasts, hth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)